What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:48

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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